What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:07
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
No way
Still no good
share office space ...
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which movies have the best endings?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Loons and Moons
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors